How To Date A Pornstar

A lot of people are curious about what it would be like to date a pornstar. Hislut.xyz has your guide to dating a pornstar. See if you have what it takes.

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First thing you're going to have to do is move to Los Angeles. We're sorry if you live somewhere far,far away from there, but you're the one who wants to date a pornstar, and the majority of porn is shot in Los Angeles. We're just trying to improve your chances. If your favorite pornstar lives somewhere else, then move to the city that they live in. This move is a little less kosher than just moving to where most porns are made, and randomly meeting a pornstar. Moving to a specific city is a touch out of bounds. Now that we think of it, we can't recommend that. Just move to L.A. They'll surely roll through town for a shoot at some point, and by then, you'll be deeply entrenched in the L.A. porn scene.

Let's get you on a date with a pornstar though! The most important part is that you're confident, and comfortable in your skin. Opposites attract sometimes, but we're sure that pornstars meet quiet and reclusive men at conventions all of the time, and that's going to be a tough crowd to set yourself out from.

Find out where the bars and clubs that pornstars typically hang out at, and become a regular there. When you see a pornstar finally, don't be intimidated, and approach them like you would any other woman that you want to date. Be cool and relaxed. Remember that pornstars are probably hit on all the time, so make sure you stand out somehow. Ask if you can buy them a drink, and then treat the rest of the encounter the same way you would if you were picking up a woman back home.

To increase your chances, we suggest that you make sure you're in good shape and somewhat attractive. Also, of course, make sure that you're good in bed. It would be a shame if you succeed in getting your favorite pornstar to go out on a date with you, but then when it comes time to have sex, you realize you have no place trying to pick up a pornstar.

Let's take a closer look at some of the issues that can (and probably would) arise if you found yourself dating a pornstar.

Where Do You Pick Up a Pornstar?

Like we said, if you're looking to have your best chance, you want to get yourself to Los Angeles. That's where pornstars are the easiest to find.

Once you're in LA, You can definiltey find the clubs or bars that pornstars hang out with ease. Hit them up in your finest outfits, bringing your hottest dance moves, or your best pool game. Pornstars can have their choice of men, so make sure you're their choice.

If you absolutely can't move, there IS another way to go about it. Figure out the pornstar that you want to date. You're going to want to make sure that she isn't a complete recluse. She'll need to travel to other cities to do signings, or to dance at strip clubs. If she does that, there's likely a mailing list on her site. Sign up for that now, so that you don't miss out on her appearing a 3 hour drive away from your house, because if you're not going to LA, you'd probably be missing out on your one chance to pick her up.

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Same goes for when you meet her at the appearance. You need to be confident, and have something that makes you stand out (in a good way). Your chances might actually be even increased at the appearance, because she'll be heading back home the next day, so what could a fun hookup with a fan hurt? It's going to be difficult to get from hookup to dating, but that's on you. There aren't any magic spells you can cast to make her like you. Pornstars are people just like anyone else, and do what they want. Maybe even more so than the average person.

Just Like Us (Only Not)

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We know we just said that pornstars are just like us, but there are obviously huge differences between them and a civilian with a day job that doesn't involve being fucked on camera. That's something that even if you date a pornstar for years, you'll never understand. It's a fascinating life, and you have to make sure that you're completely embracing of what they do.

Jealousy

If there's one thing that you can't have if you're going to date a pornstar, it's jealousy. If you're even a hint jealous, trust us, you should just move on and find someone else to date. This isn't going to work. If you're a jealous person who always wants to know where your partner is... You're not going to like the answer when you ask where your partner is while you're bored at your office job, because there's a very good chance that they're going to be off having sex with someone who isn't you. That's typically a deal breaker for people when it comes to relationships. So if you're going to be okay with that, there has to be something either truly special about your relationship, to make the internal turmoil that your jealousy is going to create.

If you act jealous, it's also not at all fair to your partner because you knew going into it what they did, and you said you were cool with it. Don't waste their time just because you want to know what it's like to date a pornstar.

Sex Every Day!

Pornstars are frequently addicted to sex, which in a typical relationship would mean that you'd be having sex all the time, and probably be at a much lower risk of becoming bored in the bedroom. Unfortunately, when you date a pornstar, they've had sex half a dozen times already in a day before you get home from work, so don't expect sex ever day.

Do expect however, to talk a lot about sex. We're going to assume that if you're looking to date a pornstar you're comfortable with discussing all things sexual, because if you're not, you're not going to get very far, and you're likely to be dismissed as a fanboy who's only interested in crossing "date a pornstar" off your bucket list, when "have sex with a pornstar" would have been a more honest goal.

Telling Your Friends

There's still a lot of stigma attached to porn, so when your friends ask you what your new partner does for a living, what are you going to tell them? And if you tell them the truth, how are they going to react? If you have cool friends, they'll probably be great about it, and want to meet them ASAP.

If you don't tell them though, you have to question why you're wanting to date a pornstar. It's not super cool to view pornstars as nothing more than sexual objects when you're watching their work, but it IS at least forgivable. If you've gone out of your way to try and date a pornstar, you have to be proud to tell your friends about what your girlfriend does. She's probably proud of what she does, because she works really hard. We'd wager to bet harder than anyone else you know. Even if you know someone who's studying to become a doctor or a lawyer... Being a pornstar is hard work!

Telling Your Family

This is the same as telling your friends, only harder. Though your dad will probably take you aside after dinner and tell you 'great job' and that he didn't think you had it in you. But of course if your mother is around, he's very disappointed in you. Don't expect your mother to send you home with any leftovers either.

A Reminder

We only mentioned it in passing before, but it bears repeating that if you intend to date a pornstar, you really need to make sure you're in great shape. Having sex with Ron Jeremy for money is one thing, but a pornstar isn't going to have any intention of sleeping with a hedgehog shaped man in her free time. So hit the gym if you need to.

If You Haven't Noticed Yet, Dating A Pornstar Isn't Easy

It isn't easy, but it can be very rewarding if you're actually cut out for it. When you think about it, pornstars are incredibly motivated and hard working people, typically very good looking, great in bed, and many pornstars are quite intelligent, with a great sense of humor. If you think about all of the things that they do for a living, it should come as no surprise that many pornstars have a great sense of humor.

When Their Co-Star Calls In Sick

A scenario that some significant others of pornstars have discussed in interviews is that typically at some point in a relationship with a pornstar, they'll have a situation where they're set to shoot a scene for a film, or for their website, but their scene partner ends up being sick, and unable to shoot the scene. It will very commonly become the responsibility of the pornstar's partner to step up and save the day, even if they aren't completely comfortable with it.

If your mother wasn't happy before, she's REALLY not going to be happy now. Most partners claim that the first time is a little nerve-wracking, but after that, it doesn't really matter that much, and they actually find themselves filling in on more occasions just for the hell of it.

So that's another thing to consider when you're dating a pornstar. There's a very good chance that you yourself become a pornstar as well. Maybe not so much a pornSTAR, but a porn performer at the very least. Unless you have a natural ability. You never know. Just be sure to not steal any of your partner's shine. It's their gig first. You're just a supporting character. It's very nice of you to step up and save the day, but don't forget who's the pro, or else they'll make sure you don't.

When All Seems Lost...

If you're dead set on dating a pornstar, but you're not having any luck, we want to suggest that you take a step back, and figure out a new plan of action. In the mean time, you can use VR porn to simulate dating a pornstar. This will give you an idea of what it's like, and perhaps even make you want to date one even more than you did before, which will be a great motivator when it comes to making it happen.

The opposite could also happen. You could discover that the VR sex with your favorite pornstar is actually pretty great, and enough to get you through those cold lonely nights. If that's the case, make sure to rotate different pornstars from time to time. There's no need to be in a monogamous relationship with virtual reality software.

In the End...

In the end, even though there are a lot of challenges that come with dating a pornstar, it all boils down to people, personalities, and chemistry. You might end up running into a pornstar one day when you're grocery shopping, and not even know she's a pornstar, but hit it off fabulously, ask her for her number, and go out on a date that weekend. Maybe she'll tell you she's a pornstar right off the bat, or maybe she won't because she's nervous about what your reaction will be. All her concern will be for nothing though, because you've been wanting to date a pornstar for as long as you remember. And you'll live happily ever after*.

*Your mother will still be disappointed in you though.

How To Date A Pornstar - Hislut.xyz

A lot of people are curious about what it would be like to date a pornstar. Hislut.xyz has your guide to dating a pornstar. See if you have what it takes.

How To Date A Pornstar - Hislut.xyz