How To Make The Best Sex Tape

how-to-make-the-best-sex-tape01

Do you and your partner want to make a sex tape, but want to make sure it's good? Hislut.xyz has you covered with this guide to making the best sex tape! When you're done, you're going to have a hard time stopping.

You've seen the sex tapes of some of your favorite celebrities, and you and your partner think that you can do a better job, right? We've all been there. We lie in bed watching Paris Hilton and some weird rich guy get it on with that horrendous neon green Night Vision mode on that makes poor Paris look like a sex demon, stealing her dude's soul through via blow job, and we think "This is awful. We have better sex than this! Let's make our own sex tape."

Your first try is probably going to be awful. Just a head's up. The thing that people seem to underestimate is that performing sexually, while operating a cameras isn't as easy as you might think. You think that you shouldn't have said all of those bad things about Paris Hilton's and her tape. But if you keep at it, just like any type of filmmaking, you'll get good at it. You need to get a good camera setup, a good microphone (this is VERY important), some editing software if you're feeling super eager, and on top of all that, you need to be comfortable performing with the camera on. If you're uncomfortable or stiff (...as a whole, we mean), your sex tape will never reach the levels of greatness that you want to achieve.

The Camera

If you're not a camera person, you're going to want to get cameras that have good automatic settings. Maintaining focus manually while having sex isn't possible unless you're a professional, and if you were, you probably wouldn't want to mix your business with your pleasure.

You may have noticed that we said cameras plural. Sure, you could make a sex tape with a single camera. but if you want this to be "the best sex tape", you're going to have to break some new ground. Start with two. Maybe use one of your phones as a third extra camera just in case you have a brilliant idea that requires a third angle.

how-to-make-the-best-sex-tape02

A filmmaker's secret, which we'll pass on to you now, is that they'll often purchase equipment to shoot their film with, but make sure that they keep all of the original packaging, receipts, and such, and once production is finished, they go back to the store and return the equipment for a full refund. If you plan on doing this, you're going to make sure you have some sort of splash guard on the money shot camera! Best Buy isn't going to let you return a sticky camera.

You're also of course going to need a tripod or two so that you have at least one static shot of the action from a wide angle, where things aren't as shaky as they're likely to be, if you're planning on doing any handheld camera work during the shoot.

The Importance of Sound

how-to-make-the-best-sex-tape03

One of the biggest mistakes that new filmmakers/pornographers make, is cheaping-out on sound quality. Whatever the reason, people are able to forgive poor image quality, but poor audio quality ruins films, and makes them unwatchable. Thankfully with porn, you can often dub over the audio to boost the moans and sound effects, but since this is a sex tape, even though people ARE more forgiving of poor audio because of the nature of the sex tape, we suggest you try to rise above the mediocrity of most sext tapes, and splurge for a good microphone. One that's going to pick up all of the sex sounds that you want it to, but that won't pick up the sound of your fridge in the next room, or your next door neighbors arguing.

Editng System

There's probably not going to be much editing required unless you decide to get very creative, so you don't need to buy a new computer system. You can probably just install a copy of iMovie or Final Cut Pro on your computer, and you'll be fine with that. iMovie is the more user-friendly of the two options but we believe that you'll be able to figure out how to use either one relatively easily.

How Will Your Sex Style Translate To Video?

This is maybe more important than the equipment that you're going to have to acquire to make this sex tape. We're going to assume that you've experimented a little bit filming each other, even if it's just with your phones. Have you learned which angles are your most flattering? Which sexual positions that you may love doing, just don't look very exciting due to bodies blocking cameras when you put it to tape? Perhaps you've even troubleshot any minor issues you might have encountered, and you can just move the camera a few inches to the left for a perfect shot that's no longer going to be a close up of your butt.

Who Is The Sex Tape's Audience?

You're making a sex tape, but want it to be the best sex tape. Are you planning to keep the tape between you and your partner, or do you think that you might both be so happy with it once it's done, that you want to share it with the world? Zero shame. Put it out in the world as a testament to your love, as well as your ability to excel at anything if you put your mind to it.

Most sex tapes are meant to be for the couple, and only the couple. If this is your plan, we want to stress the importance of...

Keeping It Safe

A large concern for I think almost anyone who's made a sex tape is that it will find its way into the hands of other people. Whether through the aftermath of a bad breakup, or just through a simple mistake like accidentally putting the dvd in the wrong DVD case, or uploading the file to your cloud without any sort of encryption.

Pam and Tommy Lee's sex tape is said to have been stored in a giant safe that required four people to move into the back of a pickup truck. So even when you think that it's safe, it probably isn't. Digital encryption and password protection is probably the safest way to make sure that your tape doesn't get out into the public without you wanting it to.

Sharing Your Sex Tape

Perhaps your plan all along was to share your tape with the world. We suppose that makes sense since you want it to be the best. Have you written a script for your sex tape? Is it a recreation of your first date or a romcom inspired love scene that starts off with the two of you watching Notting Hill and suddenly getting so hot and bothered, and not being able to keep your hands off of each other. Whatever your concept, you will want to make sure that certain things are in order before you film.

Before The Shoot

Make sure to do a sound check of the room with headphones. If for example, the sound of your ceiling fan is being picked up by the microphone, it's too bad that it's going to be a little hot, but you need to turn off the fan. Remember what we said about audio.

Check in with each other, to make sure that you both want to make the sex tape. Assure each other that if it doesn't turn out well on the first try, or one of you isn't happy with something, you can always shoot it again. You love having sex with each other, so reshoots aren't an issue at all! You'll maybe need to take a shower, have a snack, and change the sheets on the bed before you reshoot, but those are about the easiest reshoot conditions known to man.

Turn your phones off or to airplane mode. It would be awful if right in the middle of an incredible moment of simultaneous climax, you got a phone call from a telemarketer that ruins the moment.

If you have any pets, perhaps you can put them out in the backyard for a bit, or hire someone to take them for a walk for as long as you think you might need to shoot. Just like the phone ring, you don't want the sound of dog barking, or cats meowing at the bedroom door, wanting to see what you're doing that's so loud and fun sounding.

The Best Sex Tape Deserves An Award

The AVN Awards DO have a best sex tape award, but unfortunately it's only for celebrity sex tapes. If you succeed in actually making the best sex tape, and you and your partner are proud enough of it to want to share it with the world, and perhaps bask in a little bit of glory for producing such an impressive and sexy pice of work, we suggest that one of you spend at least a month or two trying to get famous. Obviously not Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie famous, but maybe Bhad Barbie or Jersey Shore famous. That should be enough to make your tape eligible for the Best Celebrity Sex Tape Award at the AVN Awards.

There really haven't been as many huge celebrity sex tape leaks as you might think there've been so that sort of low-level celebrity often finds itself in the running simply for the fact that there aren't enough sex tapes by legit celebrities every year to fill the category. The one thing that would be a crying shame is if you had the terrible luck to release your sex tape the same year as a leak of a major Hollywood superstar's sex tape, and they won the award based simply on the size of their celebrity. Make sure you make this the absolute best it can be, to make sure that doesn't happen. Make it so good that even if an Oprah and Steadman tape leaked, you'd still win the award. Or at least a special jury prize, like they give out at the Cannes Film Festival when even though a film wasn't given the main prize, the jury loves it so much that they give a special prize to make sure it still gets recognized as being a great film. It's almost the cooler award of the two.

The Top of the Mountain

Once you've reached the pinnacle of the sex tape world, what's next? Do you dare trying to make a sequel? What if it ends up being The Godfather III of sequels rather than The Godfather II? Perhaps you can parlay your newfound expertise in sex tapes into a small business that shoots and edits sex tapes for other couples. There are companies like that out there, but we doubt very much that they're award winning filmmakers like you and your partner are. It's time to become sex tape moguls. The Disney of Intimacy. The Universal Studios of Amateur Affection. If you've followed our steps, and had the raw talent to pull it off, go out and change the sex tape landscape forever. Maybe you've even just caught the filmmaking bug, and want to further explore the use of sex in more traditional films. There aren't enough people doing that right now. Heck, maybe your sex tape will even inspire a new generation of erotic filmmakers. You could start a whole new movement of low-budget indie dramas called Bedroomcore. ... Okay, maybe not, but we do think that the starting your own sex tape production company is a good idea, if you're really good at it. It's like a more exciting version of a wedding video company.

How To Make The Best Sex Tape - Hislut.xyz

Do you and your partner want to make a sex tape, but want to make sure it's good? Hislut.xyz has your covered with this guide to making the best sex tape!

How To Make The Best Sex Tape - Hislut.xyz